Thursday, January 13, 2011

I might change the name of my blog to "Writer's Block"

When I go through my day I often think of good things to write about before I leave for work, and sometimes I think of a couple. But the problem occurs when I think of something and I say to myself "That's a good thing to write about" because for some reason my brain, instead of remembering the idea so that I can write about it later, will check it off my daily "To Do" list and promptly forget about it. So when I sit down to write at the computer, I have several memories of thinking to myself "That's a good thing to write about" but no actual ideas.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Repetition is the sincerest form of flattery

Type a sentence, command+a "delete." Type a sentence, command+a "delete." Type a sentence, command+a "delete." Type a sentence, command+a "delete."

Type a funny sentence, highlight, command+c, command+v, command+v, command+v, command+v.

(I'm on a Mac because my computer is still broken, that's why it's command and not ctrl :P)

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

This is why I don't hang out in closets

So here I was getting ready to go for a run for the first time in I don't know how long. I was all excited to try out my new running toys (I got Runkeeper for free and I just downloaded Pandora) and go for a short jog to see how my knees would react. Then, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the terrible closet door runs over my toes. And it did so in a way that makes it impossible to put on a band aid properly. So now I have a choice, to try my hand (foot, knee) at running again and possibly loose so much blood through my little toe that I never have any feeling in it again. Or perhaps I wasn't ready in the first place.
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Monday, January 10, 2011

What's first?

The holidays are officially over, I say this now because my girlfriend is now back at work and therefore my routine is now back to normal. That is what I consider when something is over, when everything goes back to normal. I would have blogged during that time but I have learned a very important lesson through the years, and that is "Your girlfriend always comes first." It doesn't matter whether your arm is about to fall off because of gangrene, you'd better sit there and listen to your ladies gentlemen. Otherwise you won't have a lady to listen to in the future.
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