Trying new things

As I was getting ready this morning I wanted to change up my routine. I always take a shower first thing in the morning so I did as many things as I could before taking my shower so that my shower would be as close to the last thing I do as possible, so I brushed my teeth...and then I took a shower. The shower really is the beginning of everything. I can't shave before taking a shower because then my facehair is all course, I can't gel my hair before taking a shower because then I would just wash it out. I can't get dressed before taking a shower because that's just silly. So damnit, another horizon broadening experience brought to a screeching halt by logic.