Thursday, June 10, 2010

One day really does change everything

I just watched the first 4 episodes of Nickelodeons "The Last Airbender" and I must say that overall it is really good. The artwork is very well done, it is very funny, the story is interesting. I would recommend anyone who has netflix instant should look it up.

Damnit I have to run!

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Brilliant idea #49

Habits really don't take too long to form, once you've done something for a week straight it becomes almost habitual (hey is that where that word came from?). It's true either way, by starting something or stopping something. I feel like stopping something that you're addicted to is a bit harder though, it might take two weeks. Maybe I can get addicted to writing after a few weeks and then I'll see how long it takes me to stop.

Good God that's brilliant!

Monday, June 7, 2010

I feel my writing has become too laconic, I'm just not putting a proper amount of effort into it anymore. It's like as soon as I have at least 3 sentences down I feel that that's enough and move on to whatever grabs my attention next. I'm going to have to work on that.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

A drunken Haiku:

I forgot to write
counting is hard when you are drunk
beer beer beer beer beer

Saturday, June 5, 2010

The longer you wait, the harder it is to write. You really have to capitalize on your sudden urges, otherwise the urge will dissipate as quickly as it came to be. It's exactly unlike the urge of sex, which just gets stronger and stronger the more you ignore it. Which is why it is important to orgasm 2-3 times a week at least! If you don't your urges will become so terribly strong that you might just explode.

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Friday, June 4, 2010

Mom's here

Everyone should have a mom, they just make you feel better (especially after sharing a bottle of wine).

That's all I have to say to you tonight, after mom and wine I'm tired and ready to sleep!

;)

Thursday, June 3, 2010

My mom is coming into town tomorrow!

But I made myself a promise, that for my birthday I would write every day. This weekend is going to be hard (that's what she said). But in other news work will soon be changing my schedule to night shift again. I'm actually kind of excited because it means I will have more time to write now, but on the downside it means I will have less time to spend with my lovely lady :(

*sigh*

It's the constant struggle, do I work hard and be possibly happier in the future because I've made something of myself? or do I be constantly happy throughout? hmmm.

A psychic once told me that I would have to choose between my love life and my career and that I was supposed to choose my career. But now that I've lived life a little more I realize that was probably a pretty safe assumption for her to make, because it seems almost everybody has that problem/choice. I mean if Liz Lemon has to deal with it on a daily basis then it can't be that original right?

So I think there's always a happy balance with everything, if you count your eggs before they're hatched and then put all your eggs in one basket the basket will be half full or half empty and you'll have to walk on eggshells or you'll have egg on your face.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Trying new things

As I was getting ready this morning I wanted to change up my routine. I always take a shower first thing in the morning so I did as many things as I could before taking my shower so that my shower would be as close to the last thing I do as possible, so I brushed my teeth...and then I took a shower. The shower really is the beginning of everything. I can't shave before taking a shower because then my facehair is all course, I can't gel my hair before taking a shower because then I would just wash it out. I can't get dressed before taking a shower because that's just silly. So damnit, another horizon broadening experience brought to a screeching halt by logic.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

I went out tonight, and that usually means that I don't write. But it's the beginning of my birth month so I decided that as a birthday present to me I was going to write every day this month, no bullshit! The only problem however, is that by promising myself that I'm going to write every day I have to write every day, and I have no idea how hard that is because I haven't done it yet. Hopefully you will join me on my trek across the month of my birth. I will try to make it exciting.