"I don't be ticklin' or nothing"

There are a few things in life which are extremely pleasurable to the point of being sexual with no aspect of sexual gratification whatsoever. These feelings tread ever so slightly on the line between friends and awkward, it's like one of those things that your significant other COULD do with another person, but you'd be a little weirded out and you wouldn't know why. I only bring it up because I just clipped my fingernails after having them be far too long for far too long. I tell you it's like a completely new world; the reds are redder the greens are greener, my keyboard feels like a whole new keyboard. My fingertips have been exposed to the world once again, and it's almost sexual. It's what I would imagine circumcision would be like if your foreskin grew back.