Alright back to writing, keep up the momentum, day two...

Why am I so tired? I had like two sips of wine and it knocked me on my ass. It didn't even get me drunk it just made me tired. Lame.

But enough about me, tell me about yourself. Where are you from? What do you do? Did you once eat the meat of a syphilitic donkey just to stay alive while you were lost in the middle east? No? That's a good thing.