What'chu got? ADD? Add it up don't equal you and me.

I think I've just created a new Disorder within myself, I call it CADD or Creative Attention Deficit Disorder:

There I am, sitting in front of the computer and staring at the blank white box thinking of something to write about. When all of a sudden BAM! in comes an idea, and I can kind of see the humor in this so I start writing, but oh wait! Now I have an even better idea so a quick ctrl + a, del and I'm really smoking now. After a quick flurry of clacking keystrokes I have a horrible thought, "What if my original idea was better?" But then out of left field comes my best idea yet, I'll write about my neurosis when I can't decide which idea is better. No no no! I can't write about that, that's not funny. I've got it, I'll write about the sounds I'm hearing out my window: birds, cars, children. Bircardren! The bircardren is a flying transport animal used on jungle planets in the Delta Quadrant of the Milky Way. Another think found in Milky Ways is caramel which Shaq pronounces caramel...

Perhaps it's just regular ADD.