Time to start a new chain

So I started to realize that lately I've been doing all the things I've wanted to do but haven't for one reason or another. More often than not that reason is because it would look bad in the eyes of society. But now, that doesn't matter, and you know why? Because I have a live in girlfriend! Now that I have a live in girlfriend I don't have to pretend to be interested in manly things like sports so that I can talk to the other single guys at a party. I can just talk to my girlfriend about things that I want to talk about, like how slutty that girl over there looks. Now that I have a live in girlfriend I don't have to worry about things like working out, I can just take a nap as soon as I get home. Now that I have a live in girlfriend I don't have to worry about how people will look at me when I tell them I've started playing World of Warcraft. Because I still have someone to sleep with me every night even though I play (LF1M 4 [2 girl raid] pst if interested). Now that I have a live in girlfriend I don't have to worry if I smell good, or if my fingernails are trimmed, or if I have clean underwear on (I just stopped wearing any, less laundry). Yessiree having a live in girlfriend has turned my life around, I've even started collecting comic books (although that will mean less room for her shoes).