Being of the human race, I am forced to live with and see myself every day, and after all these years getting to know me I have come to learn two things. I like orgasms and I need direction. Now these things have nothing to do with each other (ladies, I need no direction in the bedroom), they're just the two truths I have come to hold dearest to my heart. So now I have come to you, the internet, for help, you have helped me so often through my adolescence with one of these (several times a day most days) and it seems only fitting that I ask you for help with the other. I think I like long form, stream of consciousness rambles rather than single line ideas (Ellen DeGeneres vs Steven Wright). But I need a direction to go, otherwise I putter around in circles.
So if you can, please help a blogga' out and leave me some ideas. They could be single words, giant sentences or even thesis statements. I in turn will try my darnedest to provide you with some quasi entertaining rambles.
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