"Adventures in Babysitting"
Could have been a good movie except for one simple fact:

My babysitter: Do you like adventures in babysitting?

Me: YES!!!

Babysitter: OK

[puts "Adventures in Babysitting" in the VCR]

Me (coming to the horrible realization that I'm not going on any adventures today): Oh, I guess we can watch this movie.

So I was all excited and ready to blog from my phone and it was going to be new and exciting and awesome and fun!

And then I get this stupid message from my phone, "your carrier is not supported by Blogger Mobile"

Stupid fucking internet bull-shit crap dammit...poo

BAM

It's a new year and a new blog! No more Mr. Lazy Kelly. It's sleeker, more efficient, and now equipped with mobile blogging. No longer are there "thoughts of the day" or "thoughts of the whatever" now there are just "Thoughts" so no longer will you have to waste your precious time using three extra words to tell people about my awesome blog.

Plus, new colors = fun and excitement.

This is Kelly Blogging two point oh!