Saturday, July 5, 2008

10 rules for prison

1. Don't get ass raped

2. Don't forget rule #1

3. Always remember rule #1

4. Get a tattoo of rule #1 so you don't forget it

5. On the first night make someone your bitch, then make sure they know rule #1 so that they can remind you if need be

6. Be sure to stock up on cigarettes so you can buy your way out if you forget rule #1

7. Prison can be very boring, entertain yourself by repeating rule #1 to yourself

8. To keep track of time passed, make a mark on the wall for every day that you have remembered rule #1

9. If ever in a knife fight, have the other person stab rule #1 into your flesh

10. When offered a homemade alcoholic beverage, do not accept unless you are sure you can remember rule #1 while drunk

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