1. Don't get ass raped
2. Don't forget rule #1
3. Always remember rule #1
4. Get a tattoo of rule #1 so you don't forget it
5. On the first night make someone your bitch, then make sure they know rule #1 so that they can remind you if need be
6. Be sure to stock up on cigarettes so you can buy your way out if you forget rule #1
7. Prison can be very boring, entertain yourself by repeating rule #1 to yourself
8. To keep track of time passed, make a mark on the wall for every day that you have remembered rule #1
9. If ever in a knife fight, have the other person stab rule #1 into your flesh
10. When offered a homemade alcoholic beverage, do not accept unless you are sure you can remember rule #1 while drunk
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