An open letter to the constituents of Los Angeles and surrounding areas:
Dear vehicle owners,
While driving your car, truck, or SUV from point a to point b you may have noticed a little lever on the left side of your steering column between the wheel and dashboard. This lever operates the turn signal, aptly named because it signals where and when you are going to turn, it is also known as a "Blinker" as in "Use your fucking blinker you moron!" It is very simple to use, push it up or clockwise to signal right, and push it down or counter-clockwise to signal left, just like the steering wheel!