I just found out In-n-out has portable trailers that serve food for like, picnics and stuff. Which means I just found out who I'm getting to cater my wedding!

As I was driving today I went over a bump, and tried to shake the steering wheel. I think it's time to cut down on Mario Kart.

I went to a porn convention this weekend,and while it was fun to watch all the half naked starlets, the most exciting part was meeting Evan Stone and having him sign my shirt. This either means I've been desensitized to porn through the internet, or that I'm gay.

Every time I've been on the internet lately I get Rick Astley stuck in my head, I'm worried for my sanity.

I've been working overtime every day this week at my new job, and yet it still seems shorter than the 8 hours a day I worked for the Scientologists.

I've rented No More Heros the other day, in it you have to save up enough money to go onto the next level but I have a hard time saving up because I keep buying stuff, just like life.

I started my new job today after a week of "vacation" in between jobs. I am now officially a driver, yet I don't own a working car, how does that work you may ask? I often wonder myself.

This morning I gold starred "When You Were Young" on Guitar Hero on hard, and I filed my taxes, this is officially the most productive hangover I've ever had.

I tried to give notice at my job today, but then they told me I could just leave, I didn't even have to finish out the rest of the day, it was pretty cool.

While I'm on my break at work all I do is stare at the clock, sure it's boring but it makes my breaks feel like they last forever.

And there you have it, six posts for the price of, well six since you had to wait six days for them, but I had to come up with them and write them all on the same day so to me it's like one post for the price of six, which is even worse, damn.

So I could write something witty and poignant here, or I could just wuss out and write something self referential, hmmm... Decisions, decisions, decisions.

I wonder if facebook is creating a new generation of people who are going to think "Too close for missiles I'm switching to guns" is a quote by Marc Zuckerberg

I'm convinced that the internet could not have existed as it does today without funny pictures of cats.

I was a victim of racial stereotyping today, or as I like to call it, I was racisized. I have rice vinegar in my cupboard and my neighbor asked, "Why do YOU have that?" it took me a while to realize what had happened, but it feels good to be a part of something.

I went to tie my shoe on the fire hydrant, and I came up with a nifty shoe-tying song, it went: "I'm tying my shoe, I'm tying my shoe, I'm tying my shoe on the fire hydrant." Then someone honked, I think they were honking at my butt.

"Why are there so many songs about rainbows?"
The thing about this line is that aside from Somewhere Over the Rainbow, it's pretty much the only really popular song about rainbows. It's still a good song of course, A for effort.

My roommate and I moved our desks to face eachother like cubicles, it's pretty fun but it makes masturbating a little awkward.

April Fools!
Ha you totally thought I was dead but I'm not, OH! I got you so good.