Tonight is a dangerous night, you have go be really careful, not because of zombie jesus, he doesn't come out till tomorrow. It's because at around 9:00 pm the drain pipes are filled with more vinegar and dye than they can possibly hold, and some of them break, and when they break they release all of the giant fish and alligators in the sewer only now they're tye-dyed and drunk.

Just be careful is all I'm saying.