T: *ruffle*
Me: Did you just mess up my hair? Damn-it you just messed up my hair.
T: I'm sure it's lank enough to fall back into place.
M: I spent a half an hour giving it that perfectly "slept in" look.
T: Dude, ruffling only HELPS the slept in look.
M: I don't know what to write for my thought of the day, I've got writers block.
T: Something about ruffling hair and the slept in look, just log that entire conversation.
M: You just want to be in it twice.